idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong
Did I ever tell u guys about this business card my mom had because let me tell you
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
I am George
THE FOURTH GIF
HE’S FUCKING SNEAKING PAST LIKE
oh man this is gonna be bloody perfect
I was expecting Who Let the Dogs Out or something like that but oh my god this is so much better.
This is more amusing than it should be.
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
I really hate how whenever I try to share a problem with you, you brush me aside and make everything about yourself
the story of a man and his unlikely friend
He’s probably from Florida
me during sports class
Everything he said was pure gold
And not just the funny and sass…
Even when he don’t say anything, tho
I love how he was always smiling
Even tought he was the most damaged Doctor
The way he looked at Rose
GOD, THEY WERE SO CUTE
I want him back
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
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#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL